Oh, to be Japanese...to live in a world where grown men fight to grab flags from the nipples of nubile young women clad only in their bikini bottoms...a world where competitions of these sort are apparently found on TV (as far as we can tell, anyway).

Who wants to chip in for our plane ticket? For a mere four thousand dollars, we can hop a plane tonight and be there in just two days.

· Nipple Flag Challenge! (buzzfeed.com)

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