No Plot, Just Big Big Boobs In "Big Natural Tits 3"

By DCypher, 3:00 PM on Wed May 27 2009, 21,617 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Tig oles, monster mammary jiggle jugs, economy sized sweater stretching funbags, mouth watering massive melons. Call them what you will. Sin City's got a fresh fix of them in their latest release, "Big Natural Tits 3," which comes out next week.

Carolyn Reese, Sierra Skye, Riley Evans, Brooke Banner, and Sara Stone join forces as a crime fighting team of big breasted, silicone-free, super ninja, cock craving ball drainers intent on ridding the world of semen, one slurp at a time.

When an evil syndicate of endowed criminal geniuses attempt destroy to capitalism by systematically replacing American pennies with Canadian ones, it's up to these quivering beauties to milk their ambitions clean out of them--and bring them to justice!

All right, so maybe we made that last part up. The truth is, there's no real plot. Just boobs, and big ones, too--the size of your head! Personally, we don't need any distractions from the jugs--but you be the judge.

"Big Natural Tits 3" is a brand spanking new release from Sin City. We get so thirsty just looking at 'em.