In school, they warned us about the dangers of drugs: stimulants, depressants, barbiturates, amphetamines...but why, oh why, did no one tell us about the dangerously addictive power of nymphetamines?

Sure, Monique and Tori may look all sweet and innocent—but trust us, when you're lying on the floor, sweaty and breathless and jonesing for another fix, they won't seem so sweet and innocent anymore.

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