We don't know about you, but we'll be spending the entirety of this holiday weekend lying on the beach, topless (in our imagination, at least). It looks like Mariah Carey might have similar plans—and her nipples are so excited to get free, they're practically busting out already!

· Mariah Carey See Through (taxidrivermovie.com)

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