If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight.

We can only hope PETA doesn't take inspiration from this ad spot. We like activist advertising so much better when it's all sex and no violence, you know?

· Dance, Girl, Dance. Die, Girl, Die. (adrants.com)

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