If, like us, you've grown weary of blowjobs that taste like "chocolate" and "strawberry" (or—god no—"banana"), consider picking up some of Babeland's new Babelicious flavored lube.

The glycerin-free, water-based lube comes in flavors like Dulce de Leche, Mojito Peppermint, and Pomegranate Vanilla—and while we can't guarantee that they taste any better than "banana," at least they sound a whole lot more fancy.

· Babelicious Lube (babeland.com)

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