In an act of great journalism, The Sun has compiled a list of the top fifty famous boobs in all the world (and included pictures, of course).

Lists like these are always extremely subjective (how does one measure the fame of boobs, anyway?)—but we're kind of surprised to see the inclusion of so many women who've never gone topless. Really, how can a pair of boobs be famous if no one's ever seen them? (Scarlett Johansson, of course, gets a pass on this, because she's Scarlett Johansson.)

[Oh and while we're at it, we're totally calling shenanigans on the inclusion of Sun staffer Lorraine Kelly—smells like favoritism to us!]

All that aside, though—do you really think we're going to complain about a list that features so many hot women... and pictures of boobs? Of course not. You know us too well.

· World's Top Fifty Famous Boobs (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Becky and Mel, Page 3's first ever lesbian couple.

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