Ginger. Mary Ann. Two fine, fine specimens of womankind—and two complete polar opposites. How are we to choose between these two amazing women? Well, what if we didn't have to?

Yes, in an inspired bit of porno plotting, Hustler throws Ginger, Mary Ann, and—of course—Gilligan together for a little bit of island loving. These castaways may not get off the island anytime soon... but for action, we'd trade places with them in a heartbeat.

· Buy "This Ain't Gilligan's Island" (gamelink.com)

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