Last week, we told you about "The Kingpin of Pain," aka a short kung fu film starring Stoya. Didn't make it out to Philly for the premiere? That's okay: it's on YouTube now.

Normally, we'd follow this up with a line about how we don't want Stoya to quit her day job, but we're feeling pretty generous today (also, those Digital Playground contracts are, like, ironclad). So instead, we'll say this: Stoya can make as many mainstream films as she wants... as long as she makes as many porno films as we want, too.

· "The Kingpin of Pain" (youtube.com)

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