We admit we've been a little lax in our obsessive stalking of Maria Ozawa, a mistake we truly regret. While we've been distracted by the other lovely ladies of the world, we've missed out on so much!

For one thing, Maria's gotten a tattoo on her back. And for another, she's somehow wound up in Taiwan (or at least the cover of FHM Taiwan). And, and—well, we're sure there's a lot of other things that have happened to her, but since we don't read Chinese (that is Chinese, right?), we're at a bit of a loss to understand it all.

But the important thing is, we're looking at hot picture of Maria right now. (And really, isn't this moment all that matters?)

· Maria Ozawa - FHM Taiwan 05/09 (cameltap.com)

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