Though we would happily do anything, anywhere, with Sativa Rose, we'd especially enjoy the opportunity to have sex with her in a swing. Come on, it just looks so fun!

Granted, we're pretty sure Sativa could make just about anything look fun—but given the choice, we'd rather go with this activity than, say, a session of eating glass with Sativa (though we're sure the way she bites down on the fragments is extremely alluring).

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