Pink Visual Displays Awesome Cougar Power Right Out The Gate

What's better than getting taken down by a hot cougar on the prowl? Why, having two cougars tag your punk ass, punkass! Oh yeahs! We learned that from the rappers. Word to your jump, punkass!

You may see them hunting around sports bars, or eying young players making jump shots and sinking threes. You may have noticed them eye fucking you half to death while you were cruising the mall for sneaker pumps, peeping in your windows while you were playing solitaire in your boxers in the sanctity of your own living room, or trying to tear your pants off that time you were making pasta over canned heat in a state park. That's because they're cougars, son. They aren't like MILFs. They're like Terminators. They cannot be stopped. Get it?

Pink Visual understands the mechanics better than most, which is why their foray into cougar pr0n features extra strength helpings of cougarliciousness...which is now officially a word you can use in Scrabble. Yes, they put twice as many hawt cougars per scene as the other guys—and clearly it's paying off in spades.

Brenda James teams up with Raquel DeVine and just demolishes, dude. Then Brandi Edwards tags in for a double trouble screwfest with CoCo Stone, and they take out this guy with abs of platinum. Gia Ferrara isn't down for settling with third place, so she pairs off with spicy Latina princess Ann Marie Rios and together they milk homeboy for every ounce of semen in his balls. And that's when Rhylee Richards partners with Sienna West for some get drilled fun. And the winner is...you!

"Cougar Tales" releases this week from those evil geniuses over at Pink Visual. You might want to check that shit out, Holmes (and that goes for the rest of you, as well). In the meanwhile, peek this sneak while you're waiting to be legal to get up and move around again. Do we know our target audience or what?

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)

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