A look back at the week that was...

· Jessica Biel showed her boobs! Sorry, we were too awestruck to come up with something clever.
· Nerve cut their nudie photos loose. We mourned.
· Stoya got double penetrated! She really did! And boy, was she happy about it.
· Matches made in heaven: Faye Reagan became a LittleMutt Star, newly returned Eva Angelina signed with skinworXXX.
· SuicideGirls did "Fight Club," we did "Fuck Club."
· Tristan taught us how to fuck... in our butts.
· "Seinfeld," meet "Seinfeld XXX."
· Sunny and Sasha came together at last (all over Tom Byron!).

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