The sleepovers we've attended were more about eating popcorn and watching movies than deepthroating dildos and making out—then again, Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Aiden Starr, and Penny Flame never made it to our sleepovers.

More's the pity, really; we have a feeling we could have had a lot of fun. At the very least, we could have taught them our super secret extra special popcorn recipe (the secret ingredient is salt)—cause, you know, nothing goes with deepthroating and girl on girl like popcorn, right?

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