Recently, we watched the second most important movie of all time, "The Princess Bride" (second only to "Pirates 2," obviously). We've always loved the film—and we think it's high time for a XXX tribute.

True, it might be a little hard to recreate the cliffs of insanity or Humperdink's castle—but we know exactly who we'd cast as Buttercup, the most beautiful woman in the world: Paola Rey. As you can see in this clip, she's quite qualified, lookswise—and she knows how to get a man hopelessly devoted to her. (We don't know about you, but if we were in a room with her, an "As you wish" would be about all we'd be able to muster.)

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