Of the many honors bestowed at last night's 25th annual X-Rated Critics' Organization (XRCO) Awards, no one was recognized for her range better than our Belladonna.

Belladonna collects awards at these events like people think she's going to return to the Mother Ship any minute, so that Belladonna (or Belladonna-related products, like "Pirates II" and "Girltrain") picked up five awards last night is not surprising.

It is simply that she landed both "Orgasmic Oralist" and "Orgasmic Analist," two awards that are themselves particular to the XRCO and which signify that Belladonna has 'em coming and going (and not to be confused with the porn practice of "Ass to Mouth").

The XRCO is the most democratic of the adult awards shows and, I am sad to say, my vote was not cajoled out of me by Sasha Grey (Mainstream Media Darling), Bobbi Starr (Superslut), Belladonna, Teagan (Cumback), or Julia Ann (MILF of the Year). Maybe next year...

Had there been an "Orgasmic Nasalist" award, we are certain she would have won that, too. Belladonna is just that good.

· XRCO (xrco.com)

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