In a world where even the President of the United States allows his picture to be taken, what do we make of Japanese women who are demure and who giggle self-consciously when they blow us?

We won't say it's heartwarming, exactly, but it's also not horrifying. So, somewhere between "heartwarming" and "horrifying" is this series of coy-adjacent Japanese newcomers who are gently taught Porn Valley-style blowjob techniques, including the direction, akin to Yes We Can, to Always Look Up.

It's also a pleasure to see the likes of Itsuka out and about in Tokyo, timidly clutching her coffee before the day's deflowering, or a woman named Neon dressed in the garb of a holiday they don't really have there, similar to when I run around with my nuts out for Berchtold's Day, a holiday in Liechtenstein and Switzerland.

Speaking of nuts, well, what I meant to say was "bush." There is a lot of bush in this movie. And blessedly few nuts.

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