It is unfair of me, for many reasons, to think of 21-year-old birthday girl Claudia Downs as the Missy Monroe of the new millennium, but sometimes when I look at her I can't help it.

Unfair and also inaccurate, partly because Missy Monroe didn't even get into porn until 2003, and Missy Monroe is therefore the Missy Monroe of the new millennium, but also because Claudia Downs is delightfully and emphatically her own person and does not have to be the anybody else of the anytime.

Sure, they both have that short blonde haircut that I love so much, and they both have perfect natural tits, and they both weigh exactly the same. But it would be a disservice to Claudia to love her for anything other than her own personal charms, which are considerable. Happy birthday, Claudia!

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· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Claudia Downs at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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