In the porn world, dirty talk tends to follow a specific, predictable course, but the phrases we actually utter mid-coitus don't always take that same path—in fact, they're usually in a completely different universe.

Newly launched blog Said In Bed catalogs dirty talk of a different sort—from the funny to the tragic to the touching to the altogether outrageous. Submissions are, of course, accepted; but don't try passing off some Evan Stone line as your own. Trust us, we'll know.

· Said In Bed (saidinbed.com)
· Thumbnail stars: Celeste & Renee (penthouse.com, via Ask Jolene

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