If we had the chance to be alone in a room with Ariana Jollee, we know exactly what we'd do with her—and it would probably involve our genitals and her mouth (or vice versa).

Unfortunately, Ariana hasn't returned our calls for months, so our dreams of erotic alone time will probably go unfulfilled for a quite awhile yet. But we'll always have this video clip, right?

Of course right.

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