Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day!

Apparently the rules about these things in Germany are different than they are here, but I think the German rules are better. I don't even know where the pricing schedule would begin for an Annette Schwarz, but I can tell you I would be willing to go quite a way up it to purchase the Annette Schwarz that I have seen in movies and on the web.

I admit that I am not all that familiar with the market for 25-year old girls who can do absolutely anything and still look like someone you would introduce to your mom once you toweled her off, but I am going to do some research right now and see what kind of green this is going to set me back.

I just hope someone hasn't purchased her already…

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Annette Schwarz (annetteschwarz.com)
· Annette's blog (blog.totallyannette.com)
· Annette Schwarz thinks I am oblivious (gramponante.com)
· Annette Schwarz at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Annette Schwarz's movies (gamelink.com)

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