Do you remember the 80s? Cause we do: it was a time of great music, gorgeous women, and plentiful nip slips—well, if by "80s" you mean the music video for Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys."

Not to sound like the crotchety old people that we are, but they just don't make 'em like they used to. And not just the music videos—the bikinis, too! We can't remember the last time we saw a girl in a strapless bikini that couldn't possibly stay up under the weight of a few drops of water... and that makes us really, really sad.

· Boys Boys Boys - Sabrina (youtube.com, thanks J!)

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