Lady Gaga turns twenty-three today, but we think she may be a little confused about how birthdays work. See, Lady, on your birthday, we're supposed to give you a present—not the other way around!

Not that we're complaining or anything—in fact, if more starlets celebrated their birthdays by showing us their nipples, the world would be a much happier place. (Hmm.... when is Scarlett Johansson's birthday again?)

· Lady Gaga's Wardrobe Malfunction (bunnywithfangs.com)

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