Given that Stoya's got skin as white as snow, hair as black as night, and lips as red as blood, we're kind of shocked that she hasn't already been cast as a porno Snow White.

Digital Playground, you have your work cut out for you. We expect to see "Dwarves: An Erotic Retelling Of Snow White" any day now.

· Stoya and Pirates! (bizarremag.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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