The story of Purim—which, for the non-Jews, begins with a king ordering his wife to entertain his friends in the nude—always struck as as sexy, so we're not surprised to learn there's a Purim porn.

We are, however, shocked and dismayed to learn that said Purim porn (also known as "Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim—DVD Bacchanal") was completely panned by the staff of Heeb Magazine. Perhaps there's some fine upstanding Jewish pornographer out there who's up to the task of creating an erotic interpretation of the Purim tale? (Joanna Angel, we're looking at you.)

· Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim Bacchanal (drsusanblock.3dcartstores.com)
· Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim DVD Bacchanal: The Heeb Review (heebmagazine.com)

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