Joanna Angel isn't just our Supreme Commandress—she's also one of the last two girls remaining on Sean Michaels's reality dating show, "Not Such A Charming School." Of course, the other girl is Nova...

And, we might add, Nova has an eye patch. Clearly, this is going to be a difficult decision (though if it were us, we'd just pick both of them. Cause we're cool like that).

· Un-Charm School (burningangel.com)

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