Often when I see a girl whose name starts with J, I feel like I should pronounce it as I was taught to do with Jana Cova, with a Y instead of J. Yana, see?

And the effect is especially pronounced, so to speak, when it is a girl like Yana Yordan – you should pardon me, Jana Jordan – today's Birthday Girl (she is turning 23). I have the same problem with Yessica Yewel, Yanet Yacme, Yayden Yaymes and any number of others, all the way up to Yynx.

It is so strong a compulsion that sometimes I worry that I might meet Yesse Yane or, heaven forbid, Yenna Yameson at a convention and I will say hello to her and she will think I am from Sweden.

Anyway. grattis på födelsedagen, Jana Jordan. That means happy birthday in Swedish. I provide a translation because I know that you are actually from Texas.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Jana Jordan at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Jana Jordan's movies (gamelink.com)

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