What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? No F'ing Kidding

Just last week a reader traveled back to the "Diver Down" era to rename a porn movie "People Fucking." And yet this week we get the most obvious title in the world, 25 years late.

Of course anything with Cassandra Calogera in it is "Jerkoff Material." If she were riding the bus, the destination window would say Jerkoff Ahead. Where most people say "Bye" when hanging up the phone, Cassandra Calogera's friends sign off with "Jerking Off Now!"

I hear she even greets people at holiday barbecues with specific areas in the yard where people can jerk off to her. It's like she's a cyborg crafted from space age alloys and jerkoff material.

So your job this week is to come up with a title that is less obvious but still takes into account there are fleshy minxes lolling about on the cover demanding to be jerked off to.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
· Buy "Jerkoff Material 2" (gamelink.com)

Send an email to Gram Ponante, the author of this post, at gram@fleshbot.com.

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