We're so in love with Stoya, we could happily watch her do just about anything—even review a videogame. Okay, it helps that the "videogame" is Rumble Massage, which turns your XBox controller into a "massager."

Granted, it would have been nice to see Stoya give a more "hands on" review of the product... but what do you expect from G4? Hardcore porn?

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· Stoya Reviews 'Rumble Massage' (g4tv.com)

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