A look back at the week that was...

· We've been feeling a little under the weather. Maybe we should get one of these nurses to give us a check up.
· Maybe the Academy Awards will take some inspiration from this list and finally give out an award for Best Nude Scene.
· "The New Romantix" wants to take us on a date.
· Having a party? Don't forget the "Whores D'oeuvre"!
· Elle MacPherson: perfect forever.
· Are you at maximum capacity yet?
· jessica drake will be ours... "Always and Forever."
· And finally, your moment of Zen: girls jumping on trampolines.

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