We used to think that PETA's sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that's not all there is to PETA.

No, PETA is also interested in getting ordinary people to get sexied up, too; as evidenced by their latest publicity stunt: a "Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door" contest. You—yes, you—have the chance to vote for your favoritest sexy vegetarians, who will face off against one another in a four round, bracket-style competition, until only two champions (one male, one female) remain.

We had our doubts about the whole thing, but after looking through the contestants, we have to say that there are a few lookers in the mix—and, even better, more than a few who aren't afraid to show a little skin. Think there's any chance that they'll shed more garments as they advance through the rounds? Come on, it'd be good for PETA's image.

· Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2009 (peta.org)

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