We've seen girls who are totally shaved, totally natural, and somewhere in between. But we've never seen a girl with labia that looked like Homer Simpson... until today, that is.

If only the could introduce this character onto the show somehow, we could finally stop complaining about how "The Simpsons" has jumped the shark. Or would a vulvafied Homer somehow make things worse?

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