What do Hairy Pussies and Coca Cola Classic have in common? They're both retronyms: names created when the original word was no longer descriptive enough. Forgive me, Dr. Lederer.

There was a time when all pussies were hairy. Who would think of shaving them? And once upon a time Coca Cola was just that, until the famous Formula changed, the public bawked, and the original version had to be brought back and renamed Coca Cola Classic.

But now that even your mom shaves her parts, we need titles like "Hairy Pussy P.O.V." to let us know that we are about to witness some kind of freakshow.

Fleshbot readers, be like unto last week's happy few and tell us what this movie might have been called had it been released in 1984.

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