It's probably not a good idea to have sex in a graveyard. Actually, given that this clip begins with Mia Smiles in the hospital, we're gonna say that it's definitely not a good idea.

But even knowing that... we still want to have sex in a graveyard. Can we help it if Mia Smiles just makes the whole affair just seem, well, hot? Of course, we're pretty sure Mia could make having sex in a trash compactor look hot—so maybe we should just leave the dangerously sexy antics to the professional, and continue enjoying them by proxy from the comforts of our safe, warm homes.

· Mia Smiles on the graveyard (redtube.com)

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