For as long as we can remember, we've been told that we can look, but not touch. The strip club may be the hardest place to remember that rule.

Of course, if you're lucky enough to have the stripper touch you, then all bets are off—once that happens, hold on to your boots, cause you're going for a wild ride. We all know how wild strippers can get (hell, they're already starting from a pretty wild place to begin with!).

· Bridgette Kerkove means two holes and big boobs (redtube.com)

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