We're fairly certain that watching an endless program of Sasha Grey interviews would help us unlock the secret of life itself: she spills so much wisdom, we feel smarter just listening to her.

And if, by some strange chance, those hours of watching Sasha speak didn't make us smarter, and instead ended up turning us into brainwashed, mindless drones in the service of some cult... well, even that probably wouldn't be so bad. We're pretty sure that the Church of Sashatology has some fringe benefits that make Scientology look like the Wal-Mart of religions.

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· Sashatology (spike.com)
· Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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