About a week ago, we heard some exciting news: Lexi Bardot, one of our favoritest ever retired pornstars, was back in action. We were literally jumping for joy... until we discovered it was a hoax.

Sure, LexiBardot.com is back in action, promising new content—or at least content—but Lexi Bardot has nothing to do with it. She remains happily retired... while someone else makes money off her name.

Sadly, we can't say we're 100% surprised by this. We've seen it happen before, to more than a few girls—but it still throws us for a loop each and every time.

And, okay, we admit it: we're pretty bummed that Lexi is not, in fact, back in action.

· Lexi Bardot update: She's not back in the industry and her web designer stole her domain. (pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)
· Thumbnail from NS Galleries (nsgalleries.com, via AskJolene)

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