For all of you who've found yourself wondering what it might be like to date an 80's era porn stud (we know you're out there), we're happy to present this touching, romantic tale from Slate.

Okay, maybe "touching" and "romantic" aren't quite the right words to describe this story—but it's still a fascinating tale of love lust, semi-fame, and, yes, 80's pornstars.

And to all those still hoping to bed a porn stud, take heart. We're sure today's male pornstars are far better at relationships than this guy. We think.

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· Thumbnail: Belladonna and Evan Stone (earlmiller.com)

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