Whatever your feelings on the unending onslaught of "sitcums," there's one thing you can't deny: "Three's Company" was pretty much asking to be reborn as a porno.

And, given the inevitability of it all, we're glad to know that the project landed in such capable hands, with Will Ryder (of course) in the director's chair, and the alluring Crush Object Penny Flame in the role of Janet. John Ritter may be rolling in his grave right now—but at least the rest of us can look forward to promising porn movie. (At least we think it looks promising. Check out the trailer for yourself!)

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