Over the years, many wise men (and women) have devoted countless hours debating the best way to sustain passion in a marriage as time marches on. But Trouble and Babygirl have the answer...

It's all about the blowjobs, kids. Whether you've got a hard cock, a hard clit, or even something made of cyberskin... let your tongue do the walking, and reap the boons of a happy marriage for years to come.

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