You know how it is: you're surfing the tubes, looking for some porn, when you come across a clip labeled "Jesse Jane want [sic] to be a sex icon!" "Sounds promising," you think, clicking through.

Only what do you find? Not hot porn at all—in fact, exactly the opposite. Instead of Jesse Jane sucking cock and being her dirty little self, you find clips of her talking, with vaguely related bible verses overlaid on top of the footage. Pornhub user JesseJanePorn, you are a dirty, dirty trickster!

Okay, honestly, we're not that surprised by this—the old antiporn bait 'n switch isn't exactly new—but why must these people infiltrate Pornhub? Can't they be content to keep their rantings to YouTube (or hey, even Megaporn)?

Please, people: leave Jesse Jane alone!

· Jesse Jane want to be a sex icon! (pornhub.com)

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