The lads at Loaded have hopped into their time machine and checked out the babes of the future. Here's the good news: Kathy, Kim, and Zoe are all well worth waiting for.

Here's the bad news: it seems that in the future, nipples have gone out of fashion, replaced by some silvery, glittery substance. Or wait: maybe that's not it at all—maybe one glimpse of those futuristic nipples would actually cause a rip in the space time continuum, and that silvery coverage is the only thing standing between us and total devastation. Okay, probably not... but we'd rather imagine that then face the nasty realization that the future is just a big old niptease.

· Danielle Lloyd & Friends Topless in Loaded Mag (dailypoa.com)

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