During the act of coitus, do you find yourself wondering how many thrusts have occurred in the past minute? We seriously hope not—but if you're curious now, boy, do we have a product for you.

Love Honey's Sex Counter Cock Ring (spotted at io9) is a cock ring plus counter that purports to track your BPM—which in this case stands "Bonks Per Minute."

We bet the makers of this product are just kicking themselves that the name EroticBPM is already taken. Maybe they can team up with Killshot and do a crosspromotion?

· Sex Counter Cock Ring (lovehoney.co.uk, via io9.com)

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