Forget pirate vs. robot or zombie vs. monkey or whatever battle the kids are into these days. The real action is pirates vs. nurses vs. cheerleaders—and we had Jesse Jane reveal where her loyalties lie.

(Oh, and the best part? In this battle, everybody takes off their clothes.)

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Edited by Mike Byhoff

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