We won't claim to understand all the ins and outs of Louisiana politics, or why it makes sense to have an adult film star run against an incumbent senator mired in a sex scandal.

But we will claim to know that Stormy Daniels is an intelligent, accomplished woman with a good head on her shoulders (and a talent for public speaking). So we're sad to hear that she will not be running for Louisiana senator—we're sure she would have made a hell of a candidate. Maybe next election?

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