Today's a rather exciting day, what with the inauguration of Barack Obama, and we're sure that many offices around the nation will be feeling rather festive. This office, however, is extremely festive.

Now, we know that seeing Barack ascend to the office of the President is a momentous occasion, but we urge you to save some of your, ahem, excitement for those after hours parties. Look, just the sight of Barack makes most of us want to strip down and start getting to business—but it's probably best to show a little restraint. That wild fuck party can wait until you're at least five feet outside the office, right?

· The office for blowing and nailing (redtube.com)

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