The Ophoria Bliss No. 5: Bliss Or Bust?

In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe.

A bigger, silicone version of the Slimline, yes; but nonetheless, a fuckstick in the most literal sense. While many women enjoy the hard plastic touch of the Slimline's straight lines, I've always enjoyed a bumpier, curvier ride, something designed for more than just a straight ol' in and out.

However, the last Ophoria toy to meet my parts left me begging for more, so I figured I'd give the Bliss No. 5 a go.

Here are some things that are cool about the Bliss No. 5: it's made of silicone, it has five different vibration patterns, and—at 7" long and 1.5" wide—it's a nicely sized toy. And with its simple one button operation (one long push to turn on or off, one short push to switch between pulse patterns), even the most aroused of operators should have no trouble getting it going.

Here is what is not cool about the Bliss No. 5: it's a long, straight vibrator with no curves to conform to the shape of a woman's (or man's) body. Depending on your body type, that may or may not be an issue—but as for me, well, I'm looking forward to meeting No. 5's bumpier sibling, No. 12.

· Buy the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 (babeland.com)

Send an email to Lux Alptraum, the author of this post, at lux@fleshbot.com.

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