We’d Like To Thank Everhard For “Anal Cavity Search 6”

If the words "Anal Cavity Search" aren't enough to pique your interest then perhaps Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Eva Karera, and pixie sex princess Dakoda Brookes will sway you.

Don't feel bad. You're not alone.

We were just as won over by the sheer animal magnetism of the lovely ladies Eric Everhard cast in this, the sixth exquisite installment of his powerfully compelling dirtpipe extravaganza. Chock full of everything from mindlessly thrusting threeways to a few more-the-merrier gangbangs, Everhard once again delivers, bringing his unparalleled brand of smut to the forefront and showing the freshmen why he's still on top. Chances are most of the women that you've ever lusted over, this guy has drilled hard before, in the ass, then basted her with a hearty helping of piping hot protein—and she loved every second of it!

Luckily, he's the kind of stud we don't mind living vicariously through, especially as we see him power through girls of this magnitude of hotness. Seeing Dakoda get her insides rearranged on a foot of turgid tool is the perfect way to warm up our winter blues. And we have yet to turn down the chance to witness Jenna or Sasha doing anything, much less the DP lil' Jenna pulls. We only have one serious question for her—where does ALL that dick go? We're not physicists but we're pretty sure that what we are seeing isn't possible—which makes the award winning diva infinitely more talented than Cris Angel.

It's as if Eric put together his own reel of the hottest names of last year just for us. What can we say, other than thank you?

"Anal Cavity Search 6" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Look for it.

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