Ladies, are you tired of being loved—and left—by all your rockstar boyfriends? Real Doll has a solution for you: imagine your very own emo rocker boyfriend... one who will never, ever leave you.

Spotted at AEE, this rocker Real Doll is guaranteed to please—provided that "pleasing" requires little more than a solid, lifeless body with a cute look and absolutely no personality or musical talent. (Which, come to think of it, sounds a lot like many of the rockers we know...)

· Real Doll (realdoll.com)

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