The amount of photographers hovering greedily here in Nevada tends to put the Meowry on a hair trigger, ready to stick fingers in mouths coquettishly or self-ass-slap on a moment's notice. But not these girls.

Evie Delatosso, Aiden Starr, Charlotte Vale, Dylan Lauren, and Stevie Hart are all signatories with Spiegler Girls, a Porn Valley talent agency. The culture at that agency is different; the talent seems to like each other.

"Evie is just my size, so we fuck a lot," said Aiden Starr, hoping to titillate me, and implying that since I was not her size, then nothing would ever happen between us. Temptress.

When Dylan Ryan introduced herself, I thought that she was in for a peck of trouble with vagitarians, as someone named Dylan Ryan also works in hardcore lesbian movies like Maria Beatty's "Sex Mannequin" and "Strap-On Motel."

"Watch your back," I whispered.

"Oh no," she said. "I'm the same person. My hair's just different."

"So you take the cock?" I asked.

"Yes."

"Watch your back."

I like all these people. I met about 30 people before them today who fell into a default finger-in-the-mouth pose. This is the porn world you will inherit.

· Spiegler Girls (spieglergirls.com)
· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

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